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 Thank you for stopping by this link to inquire...I like you already!  Appointment Time It is important to me that you arrive at the agreed appointment promptly and preferrably NOT earlier. If you are running a little behind schedule, please make a quick phone call to me. Hygiene It is required that when you arrive for your appointment, that you are clean, respectable and present excellent general hygiene. If you have a jungle in your "tropical zone"...PLEASE ensure that it is trimmed neatly (preferred), rather than totally shaved (bumpin' uglies with stubble can irritate both parties and be very uncomfortable for hours afterwards)... If I have to unbury your "bamboo" then I will not be lingering (comment noted & editted from "offering") my CBJ service (I do better with "bamboo" DeepThroat than a 2" hair wrapped around my tonsils)!! I will be enforcing the freshly SHOWERED & MOUTHWASH rule...!! I do not want to smell/taste or see evidence of your job/work-out at the gym (mechanical oils, grease/wood chips, sawdust, perspiration, etc.) I will encourage you politely to use the mouthwash I have provided in the washroom! Although having a cigarette (I am a NON-SMOKER!), eating breakfast, lunch and dinner may be essential for you...I DO NOT want to DFK and determine what you have just had to dine on! (Gross but TRUE!) I AM SURE YOU APPRECIATE THE SAME!! I am chemical-sensitive to freshly applied and excessive after-shave/cologne, deodorants/anti-perspirants! (and please do NOT apply anything on or around your "undercover lover"...this is not how you "freshen up"!). I have shower facilities available to freshen up upon request during intial time of booking appointment if required. Donation First and foremost, the donation should be exact (tip is optional) and in an unsealed envelope and given directly (or left visible) to me PRIOR to the appointment. If there is an "additional" service that may be requested, please have it in another envelope or ready to donate prior to departure! Please do not discuss the amount at this time as it is uncomfortable and unnecessary (do your homework and be prepared!) A reminder that the donation is for agreed time and companionship between two or more consenting adults. Termination Unecessary roughness, rude manners, insisting of ANY acts I do not agree with (NO means NO!) and disrespect in any way may result in immediate termination of the appointment.
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