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APPOINTMENT TIME
It is important to me that you arrive at the agreed appointment promptly and preferably NOT earlier. If you are running a little behind schedule, please make a quick phone call/text to me.
HYGIENE
Please USE the mouthwash and wash your hands thoroughly.I have provided these in the washroom for you. It is required that you arrive for your appointment, that you are clean, respectable and present excellent general/oral hygiene.
I also like to advise...If you have had a ANY stops to the "mens room" and/or a bowel movement...YOU NEED A SHOWER and I will not hesitate to inform you.
If you have a jungle in your "tropical zone"...PLEASE ensure that it is trimmed neatly (preferred), rather than totally shaved (bumpin' uglies with stubble can irritate and be very uncomfortable/rashy for hours afterwards)...
If I have to unbury your "bamboo", I will not be lingering too long on you with my oral talents..
(I do better with "bamboo" DeepThroat, than a 2" hair wrapped around my tonsils ;)
I do not want to smell/taste or see evidence of your job/work-out at the gym (mechanical oils, grease/wood chips, sawdust, perspiration, etc.)
I will encourage you politely to use the mouthwash I have provided in the washroom!
Although having a cigarette (I am a NON-SMOKER!), eating breakfast, lunch and dinner may be essential for you...I DO NOT want to DFK and determine what you have just had to dine on! (Gross but TRUE!)
I AM SURE YOU APPRECIATE THE SAME!!
I am chemical-sensitive to freshly applied and excessive after-shave/cologne on your chest, deodorants/anti-perspirants!
Please do NOT apply cologne on your mid-section, or around your "undercover lover"...this is not how you "freshen up!"
I have shower facilities available to freshen up upon request during initial time of booking appointment if required.
DONATIONS
First and foremost, the donation should be exact (tip is optional) and in an unsealed envelope (bank machine envelopes work great) and LEFT VISIBLE to me PRIOR continuing with the appointment. If there is an "additional" service that may be requested, please have it in another envelope or ready to donate prior to departure!
Please do not discuss the amount at this time as it is uncomfortable and unnecessary (do your homework and be prepared!)
A reminder that the donation is for agreed time and companionship between two or more consenting adults.
T E R M I N A T I O N of APPOINTMENT
Unnecessary roughness, rude manners, insisting of ANY acts I do not agree with (NO means NO!) and disrespect in any way may result in immediate termination of the appointment without compensation.
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