Well, preceding my trip to Calgary, I decided to clean-up my bikini area and be all fresh and purdy for my boyz in Alberta.
Trying to mult-task on the morning of my departure on the 23rd, I thought while I was sorting outfits and packing, I would include a "Nair" (actually it was called "Veet") hair removal. I have never tried it on the area, but it indicated that it was "gentle"....Pphhhttt...I patted the creme on like an upside down triangle one on either side of my "landing strip"...
I don't know exactly how long I was running around nudie (walking bow-legged not wanting the creme to rub off on my inner thighs), but decided I should really take this off...*tingling* I walked into the washroom, warmed up a washcloth and made a firm wipe to remove the creme. The warmth felt soo good...Well, the hair seemed to come off fine....
BUT SO DID THE FIRST TWO LAYERS OF MY SKIN ON MY COOCHIE!!
A shower seemed like an excellent idea, and in I went! HOLY F*CK BATMAN!
A few painful screams escaped and I'm whimpering and dancing around with my eyes watering and stinging from shampoo and gritting my teeth...If I knew about childbirth, I'm sure this was more painful!!!
I have added Vitamin E, Penaten, and Polysporin to my cosmetic case while in Calgary...Jogging was more difficult than I thought, so here I sit with white concoction on my "Sheba"...
Not asking for sympathy...I know where to find that (in between Sh*t and Symphony in the dictionary...)
JUST A LESSON LEARNED AND PASSED ON...
Have a great day!...*whimper* | 
